Misunderstood By Elliott Lesser # Clarissa’s full lips, coated with tomato-red lipstick, move rapidly. Talking. Talking. Incessant, vain, yick-yack. “I headed to Bloomingdale’s after work. They have an enormous sale on Alligator bags. That’s why I’m late. she said. “The bags feel and look gorgeous …to die for. I bought one. I will go back...