Prompt: A Conversation with Your Spouse | Word count: 1200 words | Genre: Comedy
Author’s note: All references to any person living or dead (or immortal or undead) are purely fictional, and are meant only to evoke a laugh.
“Again?! How many times have I told you I don’t like it!”
“Hmmm…”
“Are you even listening to me?? What is that? What are you reading?!”
“Nothing”, he suddenly looked up, alarmed. “It’s just the news.”
She snatched the scroll away from him. And all hell broke loose.